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Capricorn: Fame and fortune won’t come calling this week, but they will send you a nice text plus a few vacation photos so you can see what they’ve been up to. Send back lots of happy emojis so you can get on their good side.

Capricorn: Life is like a box of chocolates: Someone already ate the tasty ones, and put their thumb in the bottom of the others. Don’t worry, the Universe is sending you the really good assortment later this week.

Sagittar ius: The Universe keeps trying to expand your horizons, but you’re determined to close the drapes and lock the door. Watch out, because Karma has a lockpick and an attitude; you’re going to grow as a person and experience new joys whether you like it or not.

Zodiac Sagittar ius: You won’t discover the answer to life, the universe and everything on Tuesday, but you will find out what’s been digging up your yard. If you guessed a famously drunk raccoon on a tiny forklift, you’re right.

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Sagittar ius: Your plans go awry for Internet stardom on Saturday when you discover that cats hate wearing tap shoes. Work on another scheme to dazzle the masses, and watch out for squishy hairballs on your pillow for a while.

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Leo: The next few days treat you gently and pack your lunch with all your favorite treats. You’re not sure why, but after the last few months, you’re definitely ready to be coddled by the cosmos. Ask for hot cocoa and a bedtime story to complete the experience.

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