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Zodiac Sagittar ius: You won’t discover the answer to life, the universe and everything on Tuesday, but you will find out what’s been digging up your yard. If you guessed a famously drunk raccoon on a tiny forklift, you’re right.
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Sagittar ius: Your plans go awry for Internet stardom on Saturday when you discover that cats hate wearing tap shoes. Work on another scheme to dazzle the masses, and watch out for squishy hairballs on your pillow for a while.
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Leo: The next few days treat you gently and pack your lunch with all your favorite treats. You’re not sure why, but after the last few months, you’re definitely ready to be coddled by the cosmos. Ask for hot cocoa and a bedtime story to complete the experience.
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Pisces: Nothing fishy here, you just finally score something you’ve always wanted for your birthday. Lock your anxiety in the broom closet so you can take the win and enjoy the moment for a change.
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