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’Tis the Season

Sagittar ius: Your plans go awry for Internet stardom on Saturday when you discover that cats hate wearing tap shoes. Work on another scheme to dazzle the masses, and watch out for squishy hairballs on your pillow for a while.

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Leo: The next few days treat you gently and pack your lunch with all your favorite treats. You’re not sure why, but after the last few months, you’re definitely ready to be coddled by the cosmos. Ask for hot cocoa and a bedtime story to complete the experience.

Zodiac

The Eureka Springs Blues Party is back from May 29th to June 1st, bringing a powerhouse collection of Grammy and Blues Music Award Winners to a mix of BluesRock, Funk…

Pisces: Nothing fishy here, you just finally score something you’ve always wanted for your birthday. Lock your anxiety in the broom closet so you can take the win and enjoy the moment for a change.

Aquarius: You realize that with enough Super Glue and yarn, you can make thousands of brightly colored yurts for underprivileged parakeets. Go for it: It’ll keep you out of trouble and let your guardian angel finally check into rehab.