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2 resign seats on cemetery panel

Two members of the Eureka Springs Cemetery Commission, who have recently served as cemetery superintendent and acting sexton, have resigned. Bruce Wright and Robert Tollett submitted letters of resignation to Eureka Springs Mayor Butch Berry and members of the commission over the past two weeks, leaving just three commission members remaining.
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Zodiac ARIES: A spark of madness is within us all, but right now you’ve got enough to power the Las Vegas strip. Take a day off, drink decaf, do whatever is necessary to keep you from doing an old-fashioned strip tease on the roof of the Dollar General.
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Zodiac ARIES: On Monday, you’re all sizzle and no steak. Don’t disappoint everyone by throwing tofu into the pan; slip in some bacon and everyone will be your friend.
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