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Zodiac ARIES: Some days you’re the windshield, some days you’re the bug, but on Tuesday you’re the wiper, running back and forth while covered in bug guts. Don’t worry, there’s a cutie ready to share a bubble bath with you later.
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Zodiac Aries: Your personality lights up a room, but people only invite you over so they can find missing puzzle pieces under the sofa. Keep them in the dark, because you’re off to a bright new career as a mobile tanning salon.
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Zodiac Pisces: Every day can’t be all rainbows and lollipops; sometimes it’s unicorns, teddy bears and free pizzas, too. Enjoy the smooth ride; it’s a nice change after navigating that bumpy road for so long.
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Zodiac PISCES: Usually you delicately sip from the fountain of nice things, but this week you’re drinking from the fire hose of awesomeness. Sure, your makeup is smudged and you slosh when you walk, but you have enough blessings to keep you hydrated for months.
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Senior Center Menus

The Carroll County Senior Activity and Wellness Center is located at 202 W. Madison Ave. in Berryville. The center is open from 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. Monday through Thursday and from 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. on Friday. Lunch is served at noon each weekday. The suggested donation for ages 60 and up is $4. There is a $6 charge for those under 60 and all carryout meals. Menus are subject to change.
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Zodiac Pisces: The road not taken is fine if you want a challenge, but the path of least resistance is wide, and has plenty of great restaurants plus excellent shopping. Don’t let anyone harsh your smooth, mellow journey.
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Senior Center M

enus The Carroll County Senior Activity and Wellness Center is located at 202 W. Madison Ave. in Berryville. The center is open from 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. Monday through Thursday and from 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. on Friday. Lunch is served at noon each weekday. The suggested donation for ages 60 and up is $4. There is a $6 charge for those under 60 and all carryout meals. Menus are subject to change.
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Zodiac Aquarius: Your neighbor says that one man’s trash is another’s treasure, but you’re just thrilled that creepy haunted doll is out of your house. Sleep well, because in a few nights the screaming will start next door.
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Senior Center Menus

The Carroll County Senior Activity and Wellness Center is located at 202 W. Madison Ave. in Berryville. The center is open from 8 a.m. to 3 p.m. Monday through Thursday and from 8 a.m. to 2 p.m. on Friday. Lunch is served at noon each weekday. The suggested donation for ages 60 and up is $4. There is a $6 charge for those under 60 and all carryout meals. Menus are subject to change.
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Zodiac Aquarius: Opportunity knocks on Friday, but you think it should have texted first. Don’t worry, you’ll get another chance if you can muster the courage to call back and leave a voicemail.
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